“Congratulations on discovering one of the world’s great secrets: many Mormons are truly amazing kissers. And this I know not only by experience but by reports from non-LDS friends who have dated Mormons. “Amazing!” they report. Why? For Mormons, kissing is not just some forlorn waystation on the way to a glorious destination. Oh, no. For most unmarried Mormon folks, kissing is the destination! It’s not Beaver, UT or Barstow, CA; it’s Viva Las Vegas!” -AMG
Happy Valentines Day. Muah!