Dear ——

Thanks for turning the other direction and walking away when I told you I was Mormon. Hopefully you can find a different path to the library where you don’t have to run into me. You hurt my feelings today. But you’re not my worth my time or friendship. And by the way, I am better than you at math.

Dear ——

Stop acting like every word that comes out of your mouth is from God. And stop thinking you’re better than everyone at German. You mumble!

Dear ——

I’m sorry. You’re a really nice and sweet guy. I just think it’s a turn off when guys have a problem with chocolate fudge cake.

Dear ——

I like it that you look like Heath Ledger with curly dark hair and glasses. I like your stutter. I like your smile. I like it that you invited me to your birthday dinner. I wish you didn’t let your wife-seeking guy friends sit next to me.

Dear ——

Thank you for being there for me! Thank you for telling me that you love having me around, that it’s like having a friend over 24/7. Thank you for dragging me everywhere. Thank you for the awesome text after I told you about the stupid boy incident this morning.

Dear ——



  1. Anonymous

    I hope that wasn’t about me, but if it was I am sorry. I don’t think I am better than you at German, nor do I think that I am better than everyone else. Perhaps I need to be more humble.

  2. I love the “anonymous” comment. Ha ha ha ha ha.

  3. Perhaps you should, Anonymous, perhaps you should.


  4. Anonymous


  5. ?

  6. Anonymous

    Dad, I’m in space.
    I’m proud of you son.
    Dad, are you space?
    Yes, now we are a family again.

  7. okay.

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