You just killed off Alaska with one third of the book still left. What more could you possibly write about? Is she going to pull a Sherlock? Is this one of those ghost books where she and Miles communicate through a mirror in a dark bathroom? Is she going to jump out of the casket and say surprise?
No, I’m not taking this well at all. And no, I don’t want to see your face on YouTube today.
Anne on page 203 of Looking for Alaska (Eine wie Alaska)