Remember how I told you my next class is the most boring class EVER? Well here I am again in the back of the class. It is crazy how many people aren’t here today. I think people feel the same. Boring. Useless. There’s only thirteen of us today. It’s a class of more than thirty.

And of course my mind has gone on to other random things: Like,

Does the guy next to me smell the cottage cheese I’m eating? Does it bother him? Should I stop eating my wheat thins and cottage cheese? Naaaah. 

Or

What is up with our culture and its desire for perfection? Why do we have to pretend like we’re happy all the time even when we’re not at times?

Or

Who is Roberto Benigni?

Or

I can’t wait to sleep in during spring break.

Or

Why the heck did I get an A- on my German paper?

Or

If I open up my bag of pretzels and peanut butter, will that give the guy next to me an allergic reaction?

Or

Does my teacher know that he has a lisp? Does he understand how ironic it is to have a teacher with a lisp teaching linguistics?

Or

There is now only twelve people in the classroom now. The guy right next to me just left. Maybe he knew I was blogging about him. Maybe he sensed the peanut butter in my backpack.

Or

Back to perfection–why do we have to pretend that we all have clean houses, make perfect meals, have the bestest friends–and why do we have to post it online for everyone to see? Are we secretly wanting to make other people jealous? What’s our deal?

Or

I like Instagram. 

Or

Thirteen more minutes.

Or

I’ve watched all three seasons of Sherlock like five times and still I’m just sitting here thinking about watching Sherlock when I get home. I guess I’m totally crushing on Sherlock and John. How couldn’t I? Even Spencer has a crush on them.

Or

Oh my freaking gosh this class is sooooo boooring.

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  1. Okay, you and Spencer DO have to watch LIFE IS BEAUTIFUL. Watch it with subtitles, not with the English dubbed in. Fabulous. Then go to youtube and watch Benigni receive the oscar when it wins for best film. He went crazy. It’s fun to watch.

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